Palabras prohibidas

cobra: so i was watching a pr0n
thunder: wait
thunder: why u guys always say pr0n instead of porn ??
Thunder has been kicked by Guardian (No porn on this channel !)
cobra: ...
cobra: so i was watching a pr0n


Hablando en reptil

sonium: someone speak python here?
lucky: HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
lucky: SSSSS
sonium: the programming language


Larga distancia

docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

Sobre el IRC

mima: i have found further proof that irc users are the result of an anti-social break in existence.
mima: i just went into a bunch of different channels, said "SMILE!~ =D" and everyone said, 'wtf?', 'seriously?', 'what?', or i got kicked out.

Pirata

chappy: how did you go online?
quasi: I'm on someone else's wireless.
chappy: oh really??? that s great!
quasi: It's not too bad, but I have to stay completely still or it disconnects.
quasi: I'm getting horrific leg cramps, but great download speeds.

QDB (Via Microsiervos)